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Monday, February 28, 2011

Bioware Knows Replay





Even though I've been having a renewed blast playing through Diablo 2 for the first time, I can't help but divide my time between that and my second play through of "Dragon Age: Origins" in anticipation of Dragon Age 2 coming out next week. (My "Signature Edition" is pre-paid and I can almost feel it in my hands!)

One of the things Bioware has most impressed me with in their games is the replay factor that shines so strongly because of the variety of choices you can make and the kind of character you can play. The first time through DA:O I played a human fighter and made the kind of moral choices I would make if I wasn't, well... a coward.

This time, I'm playing an elven mage who is subtly amassing power with secret plans to eventually dominate Ferelden. Rather than play "stupid evil", where I wear my evil on my sleeve in every dialogue option, I tell all of these simple fools around me exactly what they want to hear rather than the hard but compassionate truths I gave them last time. In the end, I will turn on them all and laugh while suspended above them in the firestorm of my dark, godly powers.

Bwahahahaaa!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Awesome Life Of The Hermit




I'm starting my weekend a little early this week and my agenda will pin me down at home a bit. Luckily, I'll be able have a lot of time to kick back and do some geeky stuff.

After the let-down of All-Star Superman, I'm suddenly itchin' to watch my Superman Animated Series DVDs and my remastered copies of the Fleischer cartoons.

I'm also REALLY into Diablo 2 lately and might even end up beating the game before Dragon Age 2 or Torchlight comes out!

And my book supply is doing unusually well, with a book and a half to read by an author I'm really digging (Fiona McIntosh, The Quickening Trilogy) and another in waiting for another series I'm eating up (The Noble Dead, Barb and J.C. Hendee).

Can someone remind me what there is that's worth doing in this place called "outdoors"? Life in re-circulated air conditioning can be SO EXCITING!!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

All-Star Superman (Blu-Ray Review)




Lizard Men from the center of the earth? Jimmy Olsen a transvestite? Superman can make suns on his work bench?

I haven't read the comic series that the animated "All-Star Superman" movie is based on, but if I would have noticed that it was written by Grant Morrison, I would have gone with a rental instead of a purchase. In the last five years, Morrison has become known for absurd, postmodern blending of the silly 1950's comics continuity into modern stories.

With the exception of a few hiccups along the way (especially near the beginning) DC has developed a number of solid animated films featuring their iconic characters. This pattern was established enough that I developed a personal policy of "buy, then try" when it came to these movies. But alas, that time may have come to an end.

"All-Star Superman" aims to be a distillation of the core essence of what Superman is all about. Usually when this goal is set for any Superman story, the creators pull inspiration from multiple eras of the Superman mythos. Unfortunately, Grant Morrison chose to pull almost exclusively from the 1950's, one of the strangest and goofiest periods in comics history.

At the beginning of this story, we learn that Superman has absorbed too much energy from the sun, and although his powers are greater than ever before, his cells are breaking down and he is dying. The rest of the movie follows a series of mini-adventures in which Superman is every bit the hero, despite facing his own death. Superman's optimism and moral character shine very strongly and this version of Clark Kent, clearly inspired by Christopher Reeves, is fun to watch. The voice casting and acting is great and hits all the right notes. The visual design is beautiful and grand, with the exception of some wonderfully creepy looking monsters. (The re-imagining of The Parasite is fantastic!)

But the script has more holes than than a cheese grater. And they all seem to be there on purpose! The "science" in this science fiction story, is as believable as the 1950's comics it's based on. Which is to say, not believable at all. Morrison admits in one documentary and the commentary of the video that he is a big fan of the 1950's era of comics. He also talks about some of the more subtle and symbolic elements of the story, but these elements are so buried under weirdness that the average fan will totally miss them. As usual, Morrison's writing strikes me as very self-indulgent.

Postmodern sensibilities can be cool now and then in art and fiction, encouraging a blending of elements that are normally at odds with each other. But philosophical postmodernism, which throws logic to the wind, results in ideas that are meant to seem deep and profound, but are actually just absurd. Unfortunately, as he says in the commentary, Grant Morrison thinks people are "postmodern enough" these days to appreciate what he's doing in comics. Clearly he hasn't been reading his customers' thoughts on "Final Crisis".

Grant Morrison's desire to tackle philosophical issues surfaces twice very clearly. First, Superman is asked to answer "the unanswerable question": What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Superman's answer is a cute dodge of the "question", which as normally posed, is not actually a question but an irrational statement. An unstoppable force and an immovable object cannot both exist AND meet in opposition. Much like the question "can an all-powerful being (God) make a rock so heavy he can't lift it", this is a use of words that breaks apart before forming a logically coherent question.

Secondly, Lex Luthor, in an obvious reference to Pontious Pilate, asks "What is Truth? It can't be measured or examined." This view is a reflection of someone who uses science as a smokescreen rather than deal with the big questions about humans and the universe. Some atheists may brush off the existence of God because it cannot be tested scientifically, but the assumption that science is the only source of truth cannot itself be tested by the scientific method. It is a philosophical assumption. So Lex Luthor dodges moral responsibility with a smokescreen of science that sounds sophisticated on the surface but pulls the rug out from under itself.

Unfortunately, two potentially interesting conversation starters aren't enough to save this movie from an odd and sometimes ridiculous script. And the special features (which include a rare and welcome commentary track!) provide no insight that explains the weirdness. In fact, near the end of the commentary, both Bruce Timm and Grant Morrison express a fondness for both the 60's Adam West and Joel Schumacher versions of the Batman mythos, claiming that they are equally valuable to the character as Chris Nolan's take on Batman. Yikes.

If you have a lot of nostalgia for the 1950's, far-fetched, silly style of comic books, you'll find this movie to be a refreshing update of those elements that attempts to be both silly and serious simultaneously. But for my tastes, I can't help but want to pull out my DVDs of the Superman Animated Series to get my "Essential Superman" fix, or read my copy of "A Superman For All Seasons", which would have been much better material to animate.


Quality: 6.5/10

Relevance: 6.0/10


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Monday, February 21, 2011

Diablo 2 Still Rocks!















I'm coming back to playing Diablo 2 again after about 6-9 months away from it. I've never beaten the game before, and only make progress in spurts when I need something to play between 360 games.

Just finished the main quest in Fallout 3 over the weekend and since Dragon Age 2 (Or "Torchlight" for that matter) won't be out until early March, I've got some time to fill and a game craving that's just as strong as ever.

Even after 10 years since its final release, Diablo 2 is STILL being sold in Best Buys everywhere and is more than up to the task of offering great hack n' slash dungeon crawling! Some of the best gaming dollars I ever spent!

Friday, February 18, 2011

I Am Number Four (Movie Review)















If you are reading this, I want you to have no doubt of my love for you. It is for you, the reader, that I willingly subject myself to movies like "I Am Number Four", based on the bestselling young adult novel by Pittacus Lore (which I have not read).

The story centers on a high school boy who is played, of course, by a college age man (Alex Pettyfer). He is on the run, with an older man who protects and guides him. They are aliens from the planet Lorien. John (the alien boy's human cover) is one of nine children from Lorien who are in hiding on earth from the evil Mogadorians who wish to kill them simply because Mogadorians are bad aliens and that is what they do.

Most of this is explained after the first 5 minutes of the movie, in a bit of voice-over exposition that steals any mystery that might have pulled me in and sets the tone for the rest of the movie. This tone can be summed up with the word "simplistic".

I don't know how old the characters are in the book, but it seemed to me that this story should have either been told using characters 4 years younger, or should have been more clearly marketed as being "based on the young adult novel". Either would have been a tip-off that this movie was written for younger sensibilities than mine. As it was, the "Twilight" vibe I got from the trailers wasn't quite strong enough to ward me off, and I bought my ticket with reserved hopes for a cool, serious, sci-fi/fantasy action flick.

If you thought that "The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising", "Eragon", or "Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief" were cool, serious, sci-fi/fantasy action flicks, then you'll enjoy this movie and know much of what to expect from "I Am Number Four". Although this flick has decidedly more sexual energy, with no relational maturity to go along with it. (A groan-worthy "Dawson's Creek" combination.)

The dialogue and characters are two-dimensional stereo-types. People constantly react and say things that just don't make any realistic emotional sense. And yet the tone of the movie isn't playing this up by stylistic choice. It actually seems to want us to buy into this reality and take it seriously.

One subplot even includes the resurrection of the "Popular Quarterback And Lackeys VS. Science Nerd" cliche from 80's "coming of age" flicks. A line in the movie even acknowledges this cliche, saying sarcastically that it never gets old. But actually, it does. At least as executed here.

Pettyfer betrays his experience with modeling, as he rises just above wooden posing for this role. Most other actors do about the same, or at least offer little subtext to their screen-time.

There are some cool action sequences in this movie, including a few shots not seen in trailers. But if this movie doesn't sound like your style, save your money and just check out the trailers one more time. The best stuff is free. And even if you do like the sound of this movie, if you're strapped for cash wait for Redbox and watch some "Smallville" in the meantime.

Very little that might trigger worthwhile discussion after this movie, given that the movie itself is so forgettable. But for those who enjoy the flick, themes of authority figures are present. Like many teens coming of age, John is discovering that he is growing in his abilities. (Super powers in his case.) And yet he is not free to exercise them however he wants because he still lives under the authority of another, who limits his freedom from a desire to protect him. This parent figure is portrayed in a positive, loving way. So the movie is not anti-authority in the sense that "Transformers" was.

There is also an interesting point about love made more than once in the film. John's alien species is unlike humans, it is stated clearly, in that they fall in love only once and remain in love for life. Today, love has lost much of its meaning, becoming less about commitment and more about transient feelings. So this story point was a welcome divergence from the norm in an otherwise unoriginal film.

Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, and for language.


Quality: 5.5/10

Relevance: 6.0/10

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Waiting For My Book!















The last time I talked about "Myrren's Gift", by Fiona McIntosh, I said was enjoying it. But that was even BEFORE the big twist that came at about 1/3rd of the way through the book! The timing of it was so unusual, considering that something that game-changing usually happens closer to the beginning to set the status quo or in the climax at the end. The result has been a read that is not only captivating, but unpredictable as well!

Unfortunately, I waited a little too long (the halfway point) before beginning my search for the second book in this trilogy. I wanted to get it used, which limited my options, and the soonest the book will get to me (from where I ordered it online) will be Thursday. And my schedule has made it extremely difficult to make use of the library. (Very little time and long lines for assistance to renew my card. Tough with two boys in tow.)

So I am now instituting a new personal policy of buying the follow up book to a new author I'm enjoying after reading 1/3rd of the book, and thereafter staying a book ahead in my purchasing so there is no chance of being left hanging in a series. (I hate that.)

That gives me less time to figure out on a first book if I'm really going to like a new author, but this is the second time I've been facing book withdrawal for the same reason and I'd rather take the alternative than be left hanging again.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Stargate Rocks!














And no I don't mean the movie (awesome!) or the TV series (shudder...).

I've been discovering some cool $1 indie games on xbox live lately, but surprisingly have not yet found a clone or re-release of "Defender" or "Defender 2/Stargate".

That was the last game we got for our Atari when I was a kid (I still kinda think of it as my "newest" Atari game) and remains my favorite to play on the console.

But the years have not been kind to my Atari and the static interference gets worse and worse all the time, to the point where it's just not fun to play games with mostly black screens (like Stargate).

But after another fruitless search for a clone or re-lease of the game somewhere on the xbox live marketplace, I suddenly remembered that it is legal to use emulator roms for games that you own the actual cartridge for!

In less than 30 minutes, I'd found a suitable emulator and the Stargate rom (along with some other roms in my cartridge collection) and was blasting away at aliens to protect the carrots on my red planet. (Or are those supposed to be people?)

In fact, with my USB game controller, I can even map the buttons for the second joystick, which activates inviso, screen bombs and emergency warp, which I could usually only use with a second player helping out. (My toes aren't that flexible.)

Now, where did I put that high score I wrote down in 1988?

Friday, February 11, 2011

My Interview With Brent Weeks!!


















Both parts of my unprecedented interview with Brent Weeks are available to listen to right now!

For the first time in an interview, New York Times Bestselling fantasy author Brent Weeks openly talks about his personal faith and the role it plays in his writing.

Follow the links below for a revealing look at Brent Weeks and his approach to combining his Christian faith with dark, unsterilized fantasy fiction.


Interview, Part 1 (Podcast)

Interview, Part 2 (Podcast)

Review of The Night Angel Trilogy (Blog)

Audio Review of The Night Angel Trilogy (Podcast)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Books I'm Diggin'!













I'm in a rare state regarding my fiction reading. I have two authors that I'm really enjoying. At least the first books from each of their series.


"Dhampire", by Barb and J.C. Hendee

Barb and J.C. Hendee have pulled me into their "Noble Dead" series with the first book, Dhampir. I've never been a reader of "vampire fiction", and I'm guessing this isn't a standard sampling of the genre. It's more like a dark fantasy story that just happens to feature more undead things than elves. (Although there is at least one elf so far!)

What's working for my tastes is the pacing, which keeps the story moving forward without bogging down in description, and the transparency of the characters minds and motives. In order for me to really connect with a book, I need the author to constantly let me inside the minds of their characters, so I can go on the journey vicariously through them.

This story features a scam artist posing as a monster hunter, who wants to give up the game and settle down. But things get interesting when she starts to learn that maybe the scam she's been running is real after all, and she has abilities she has never tapped into that she must now access to survive. It's a story about giving up on your dreams for the sake of doing good. It has plenty of visceral, gory action and was a compelling, morally complex and unpredictable ride to the resolution. Can't wait to read more in this series!

But for now I will because even more I'm enjoying...

"Myrren's Gift", by Fiona McIntosh

Although this story has a little less action than "Dhampir", the action is still really good and visceral. No shortage of pain and blood. In fact, pain seems to be constantly present in the life of the main character, Wyl. He hates and is hated and abused by the man he has sworn to serve and protect with his life. He lives each day in emotional turmoil and watches those he loves most suffer in unthinkable ways. This book pulls no punches and really has me fired up to see some justice!

Magic is more sparing, but all the more mysterious and powerful. These characters are put through the wringer and find themselves doing some almost unthinkable things to survive and set things right. I'm only halfway through this book, but I'm on the search for a good price on the second book of the trilogy. I don't think I could wait to start reading it once I reach the last page of this one!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Part 1 of My Interview With Brent Weeks!

















Since I'm taking a long weekend to play some "marathon Descent" with my buddy, Mark, I posted the podcast early this week. And is this ever a BIG one!

For the first time in an interview, New York Times Bestselling fantasy author Brent Weeks, openly discusses his faith and the role it played in writing The Night Angel Trilogy.

This week I play part one of the two-part interview. It's filled with laughs and fascinating insight. Tell all of your fantasy-loving friends. This is NOT a show to miss!

Get to it directly at:

http://paeter.libsyn.com/brent-weeks-interview-part-1

Then stay tuned for the second half next week!

Enjoy!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Red- Until We Have Faces

















The ultimate band just released another album yesterday! Red's "Until We Have Faces" is a great collection of songs that stays true to their style while incorporating some subtle new elements, such as choral voices.

I've never been to a Red concert, since the atmosphere probably wouldn't be my thing. But I'm no less a fan and love almost every track these guys have produced. Even better, this album was released just when I needed some fresh "angry music" for my exercise routine!

Woohoo! (I mean, "grrr".)