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Sunday, September 30, 2007

Solitary 2.0



I'm pretty jaded toward reality shows. Survivor's just the same old stuff repackaged differently. And too many other shows use similar mechanics.

The Fox Reality Channel's controversial "Solitary" is a breath of fresh air to the genre. Contestants all compete for $50,000 while never even seeing each other faces or truly interacting with anyone. All contestants are simultaneously locked in individual "pods". Small rooms where they speak only with a computerized voice that sadistically plays with their minds and puts them through physical and psychological trials while deprived of sleep and food.

Anyone can leave at any time. No one is "voted off". You only lose by quitting.

Although I never saw season 1, season 2 just finished and has me anxious to watch more people willingly torture their own minds and bodies for some quick cash.

If you have this station in your cable programming, check your listings. They show repeats alot and I'd imagine it won't be long before they show all of this season's episodes again!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Best Season Premiere

(Sorry for no pretty images. Blogger's acting strange with image uploads at the moment.)


So which TV premiere this season has me the most interested?


I've given my thoughts on "Heroes" already. On Tuesday I caught the premiere of "Reaper".
This show has some real promise. It shares some flavor with movies like Ghostbusters and The Frighteners in that it can make you laugh and also be intense. (Nothing real "scary" in the pilot, but I think there's room for it in this show.)
The casting is great, particularily for the chunky sidekick who I believe is called "sock". The devil is played very well also by Ray Wise, who some may remember as one of Clarence Boddikers henchmen in the original "Robocop". The show has some great potential , but it will depend on the regular series episode directors to continue with the bits that worked in the Kevin Smith directed pilot.


"Bionic Woman" aired on Wednesday and I was pretty pleased with the results. The effects were well done and the sound design for the "running" felt like an updated version of the original slow motion "BAH NAH NAh Nah nah na" sound effect. The acting was reasonably well done, but I have to agree with an opinion expressed on "Attack Of The Show" that Katie Sackoff's character was the most interesting person in the story. I'm assuming she'll be returning on a semi-regular basis at least for the first season, which will help the show I'm sure.


Between Heroes, Reaper and Bionic Woman I'm hard pressed to pick a favorite season premiere, but I'm gonna go with Reaper. If I had to watch only one next week, it would still be Heroes, since I've got alot more invested in that story. But for sheer originality and quality between the individual episodes this week, Kevin Smith delivered just a half-notch above the rest.


Either way, I may be in serious trouble if all three of these shows remain good enough to keep my attention. I guess it's a good thing I've finally decided to give up on that "island show". They seem to have "Lost" all sense of direction, so I'll just wait for the show to end and browse the back of the DVD set before touching that convoluted mess again.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Heroes Premiere



I was VERY pleased that Nathan Patrelli was alive and well after what would have been a needless death at the end of last season. (Peter should have been able to fly himSELF away, right?)

Speaking of Patrellis, Peter's return has me a little concerned. With a guy that can do what all the others can do, I think he takes something special away from the other characters and can too easily become the center of the show. But in this episode and in the previews for next week, I only saw him using that "energy blast" power, so if he still has the abilities of all the other heroes, at least he won't be pulling them all out at once.

I know some new heroes are coming this season, which could be cool. No red flags yet from the latino siblings. I just hope they don't feel like they've run out of stories to tell with the original heroes and so have to add more to the mix to keep things interesting. I'd rather see more development of the original characters. Don't get me wrong, I welcome the addition of new characters, but let's take it slow.

One lesson learned from the first Batman franchise of films is that more characters in each successive film, do NOT make for a better story.

I'm especially glad that Matt Parkman survived and will be a big part of the current story arc. More than anyone, I feel like he's the "everyman" in all of this, Maybe because he's the one character that doesn't have a "hollywood figure". How often does the "big boned" guy get to be a superhero?

He's also just a freakin' nice guy.

So here's a question to comment on: What super power would you like to see someone in the show have this season?

Monday, September 24, 2007

The Reliance, #6

The King Of Crime- Part 4


Facing a room full of powerful villains, Candice and Iron Hand had little confidence that they would survive unscathed. Like a bolt from the blue, Chronos mysteriously reappeared after a month-long absence. With him was Surge, swept along in the time traveller's wake.


Chronos was battered and fatigued from his time spent battling the villain Zoom in a conflict that shattered the space-time barrier and covered a dozen ages of earth's life-span. Amidst the conflict with the assembled team of villains, Chronos slowed time to help Candice recover, meanwhile telling her of his trials and warning of a terrible event fated to happen that would change the members of The Reliance forever.


Finally reunited with his companions, Chronos pushed his powers to their limits and beyond to help his teammates in a struggle against overwhelming odds. Iron hand, in a valiant effort to take down The Thinker, was pummeled by both Killer Croc and Solomon Grundy, and then mercilessly thrown out of the window of the high-rise building. He would soon be followed by Killer Croc, whom Surge blasted in retaliation for the damage dealt to his friend.


With time itself on their side, Candice and Surge relentlessly pounded the villains with mystical assaults and electrical storms, until only The Thinker remained.
"It's so hard to find good help these days", the Thinker sighed and, using a PDA, tranferred his consciousness via satellite link-up, to some undisclosed location.


In the aftermath, Chronos suddenly seemed resigned to something as he verified the familiarity of his surroundings. Having seen this moment in his travels through time, he knew what would come next. "Goodbye." He stated simply. At that moment, the maniacal Zoom appeared. His insane motivation to make heroes stronger through trials played out in a way the heroes could never have anticipated.


"So promising, so promising." He muttered, looking at the members of The Reliance. "But you have to be better. Have to be haunted. Haunted every day. Driven by pain, fear and grief."


Candice alone may have known what was coming. She had listened moments before as Chronos had explained how Zoom is disenchanted with the world of heroes. With the absence of Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman for a year, and the ease with which Black Adam decimated an entire country, Zoom does not believe that earth's current heroes are strong enough to be named its protectors. He believes they must be made stronger, through testing and trial. And this would mark The Reliance's greatest trial yet.


"This will make you better", Zoom said with an eerily compassionate smile as he vibrated his hands through the back of Chronos, ripping him in half and sending his severed body in two different directions across the room.
Both Candice and Surge flinched as a spattering of blood streaked their faces. Without another word, Zoom was gone.


After a time of stunned silence, the heroes numbly go through the tasks remaining. Road Warrior, thought to have returned to the police station, had apparantly been captured by non-powered villains. Surge finds him frozen but alive in a supply closet in the office where the villains were encountered. After calling the authorities, the Reliance sees no choice but to leave the city, thereby avoiding its destruction by The Thinker's hidden explosives.


After two days, the Mayor contacts them, reporting that all explosives have been found and disarmed. And some light has broken through these dreary events. The Flash has returned from his exile to the future. He mourns the loss of his successor, who perished while he was gone, but communicates, through the Mayor, that he owes The Reliance a debt of gratitude for protecting his city, and that they are welcome in either Central City or Keystone City any time.


An incredible victory has been won, but an unthinkable tragedy has accompanied it. The Reliance will now endeavor to move forward, but not without examining their lives, their purpose and the future direction of the team.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Death Proof (Movie Review)

Part of the "Grindhouse" double feature, this film by Quentin Tarantino ALMOST stars Kurt Russell.


Despite getting top billing for the movie, Russell appears on screen far too little to save this movie from being the usual dialogue heavy mess of pointless chatter that I've come to expect from this director. The novelty of recreating a B-movie from the double feature days of cinema wasn't enough to keep me from fast-forwarding alot, either. I simply didn't care about the drug/sex/shallow-relationship conversation topics that ran rampant through every scene.


My interest was in Russell's character. When he did appear on screen, Russell was fantastic. He's a bad guy that you love to... well, love to love. At least for me. His charm and wit sweep you along into having fun right next to him. At least for a few minutes until you once again become bored and fast-forward through the meaningless dialogue in the rest of the film.


The crash sequences were very intense and gruesome and Russell's defeat is frickin' hilarious! But none of this was even near good enough to save this waste of film. This could have been a fantastic 40 minute story, with plenty of time to still include Tarantino's few decent jokes. Instead, it seemed like Quentin felt obligated to give us a full-length movie, and so filled the time with pointless chatter and borderline sexploitation. There was nothing likeable about any of the female characters in the movie (although I did have a little sympathy for the first girl to be killed) and they were given far too much screen-time.


I honestly can't tell you if there was anything meaningful in the dialogue of this picture. After suffering through 15 minutes of non-stop nothingness, I developed the habit of skipping any non-Russell scenes. A waste of my cash, my time and Russell's talent.


Quality: 5.5/10
Veracity: 2.0/10 (I'm being generous since I didn't sit and listen to every word.)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Superman/Doomsday (DVD Review)

Partially master-minded by Bruce Timm, the man who brought us all things "DC Animated" since the 90's "Batman: The Animated Series", this film should have been better than it was.


The animation was not much better (if at all) than the Justice League or Superman animated tv shows, and I've enjoyed multi-episode story arcs from both shows more than I enjoyed this film. Although the aim was to re-tell the classic story of Superman's death and return, the script strayed too far from the source material to bring any of the magic of the comic book to life.


Now, I'm a reasonable comic book fan. The cast of characters in the comic book story was FAR too big to include here. And they must have felt they didn't have time to do the "Reign of the Supermen" story. In it's place, we have a pretty uncreative story of Lex Luthor creating a clone of Superman to do his bidding in the absence of the real McCoy. But even a nod to the Eradicator by using his Superman costume for the clone would have been nice.


Instead we have a ho-hum fight with Doomsday (and this is due largely to mediocre animation), an odd mix of Lois KIND OF knowing Superman is Clark and at the same time not, and an "evil Superman" plot that feels like a real disappointment compared to the original story concept. With great animation coming from the line of Marvel animated movies, this offering from DC falls incredibly short. I purchased it only because no Blockbuster in my city is carrying it. Good for them.


Despite all of these failures, I really loved this DVD. The reason? The special features! Namely the documentary about the creation of the original comic book storyline. I thought I knew the hows and whys of DC's choice to kill Superman, but I didn't know the half of it. Here's a hint. "Lois and Clark" the TV show, actually gets the credit for killing Superman, even though he was killed in the comics before the first episode aired!! Curious how it came about? I couldn't believe it myself!


The documentary runs about an hour and kept me glued to my seat as the writers and editors of DC (at the time of the "death" story arc) all returned to tell the amazing tale. Some of the writers even get choked up as they talk about the "Death Of Superman" story, and I'll admit, I whiped away a couple tears as well while I was reminded of the great drama that grabbed us from the comic pages in the fall of 1992. The documentary also does a great job of taking you back in time to when the events unfolded on the news and in mainstream newspapers and magazines. This documentary alone makes the purchase valid for me.


Also included is an exciting preview for DC's next animated feature, "Justice League: The New Frontier". This project looks MUCH more promising in terms of animation quality. This mini-documentary on the making of New Frontier may be included on that project's DVD, but it's still very enjoyable to watch.


In terms of veracity, watching the "Death" Documentary with another comic fan may allow opportunity to discuss the definition of heroism, or to draw comparisons to Christ.


Special Features-
Quality: 8.0
Veracity:7.0


The Actual Movie-
Quality: 6.0
Veracity:5.0

Monday, September 17, 2007

Highlander: The Source (Movie Review)

Last Saturday night the Sci-fi channel premiered "Highlander: The Source". Although "sci-fi original movies" are usually terrible, this one was not produced directly by the sci-fi channel, and so does not bear the same curse as classics like Frankenfish, Mansquito and Megasnake.


This latest film in the Highlander franchise takes place in the near future and follows Duncan Mcleod and several other characters on a quest to discover the source of the immortals powers. For those fearing a repeat of the mistakes made in Highlander 2, be not afraid! Brett Leonard directs this direct to TV/DVD release and delivers a great product in several respects.


First of all, the film has a unique visual style that constantly reminds the viewer that they are entering a realm of mystery and power. Leonard uses filming techniques that rely more on creativity than flashy effects, although the movie still has a few of those. The sword fights are not the lavish, epic affairs that fans have come to expect from the previous films and a few of the TV show's episodes, but never has the myth of the immortals felt more mystical and mysterious.


The performances brought to the project by Adrian Paul (Mcleod) and Jim Byrnes (Joe Dawson) are among the best we've seen from them. Peter Wingfield is also prominent in the story as the fan-favorite ancient immortal, Methos. In general, the cast as a whole did a fine job. Cristian Solimeno played the villain of this story, known as "The Guardian", a cursed immortal with powers that rise far above even the mightiest immortal we've ever seen in the franchise. This devestating foe makes a great villain, and though he draws a little from the waters of Clancy Brown's performance, he certainly makes the role his own. (Unlike the ridiculous Mario Van Peebles immortal in Highlander 3)


The downsides in this film are not hugely significant, but should be mentioned. First, it is a direct to video release, and so doesn't quite have the budget you'd like to see for this kind of film. However, as I mentioned earlier, the director did a great job of making it almost a non-issue. About half-way through, the movie begins to suffer from "Queen" songs being covered by other bands and it just feels odd. Maybe they thought this nod to the origins of "Highlander" would help fans adjust to the new feel of the franchise that seems to begin here, but instead it felt awkward and very forced. The film also suffers from an ending that feels a little anti-climactic. Not a serious problem if you're aware that this is the first film in a new Highlander trilogy. But if "The Source" doesn't succeed and the other two aren't made, this movie will be a really weak ending to the franchise. Lastly, as I mentioned, the sword fights in this movie don't break any records, but they service the movie well enough.


The greatest weakness may be that the film takes the franchise in such a different direction, stylistically. Fans expecting more of the same will be dissappointed. I, however, am very pleased with this breath of fresh air into the mythos. There are only so many sword fights, flashbacks(of which this film has surprisingly none), romances and quickenings that you can create before it all gets formulaic. This movie is exactly what the franchise needs and I greatly hope that both old fans and new will embrace it.


In terms of meaningful dialogue that might result from watching this film with others, take careful note of the character Giovanni. It's clear that he represents the writer's view of many "Christians". Giovanni is an immortal that seems to work at the Vatican or something else connected to the Roman Catholic church. He is devout but self-righteous and self-serving. When the group of immortals is in a bind (literally) he says, "God would never allow this to happen to a true Christian." To which Methos, tied up near him replies, "Giovanni, I've seen Christ. I watched him teach and I saw him heal. And you, you self-righteous son of a b****, are no Christian!"
In another scene, Giovanni refuses to believe something told to him about the legend of the source, declaring "This is blasphemy." To which another character shouts, "This... is truth!"


In both of these there is room to talk about the true nature of following Christ (doing so devoutly, but while loving others deeply) and the nature of truth and our responsibility to constantly explore and test new information without letting our dogmatic traditions automatically rule out what may be truth.


If you're a fan of Highlander, you simply can't miss this movie. Check your local listings as the sci-fi channel will be broadcasting it again soon! I'm not sure when this movie will be released on DVD, but I will definately be grabbing a copy. Meanwhile, I'm steadily completing my collection of the Highlander TV series by looking for Season three on DVD next!


Quality: 8.5/10
Veracity: 8.0/10

Friday, September 14, 2007

Need Some Cheats


I'm thinkin' of selling this game. I'm playing it on the PS2, which I'm sure is inferior to the same experience on a PS3 or 360. Nevertheless, I'm still frustrated by a platforming jumping task that is required to move forward in the game. I mean, c'mon. Platform jumping? I thought this was an action RPG? This game is pretty good, but every once in awhile they bring elements into the gameplay that simply don't belong, and this is one of them.
I wish they had taken more inspiration from (or just plain ripped off of) Champions Of Norrath. When Ultimate Alliance came out, it was getting such great reviews, while "Justice League Heroes" was the critical underdog. And yet JLHeroes is a game experience that I've repeated more than FOUR times now, while Ultimate Alliance I have yet to complete even once. And it's not just the Marvel v. DC imprint, either. "Alliance", at least on the PS2, has a choppy framerate that makes play a little... I don't know... less than great.
It's a long game, but not for the better. I'm guessing the real novelty here is the multi-player aspect, since the single-player on JL Heroes is MUCH more satisfying. So if I find the cheat I need, great. But if not, this game will be sold and credited toward my purchase of "Highlander, Season 3".

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Highlander: The Source

This Saturday night on the sci-fi channel, a new Highlander movie will debut. Featuring Duncan Mcleod and the supporting cast of the Highlander television show, this film is said to be the first of a direct to DVD trilogy that will finally (or again?) explain the origins of all immortals.

Although I'm a little nervous about this major revelation (the mystery of the immortals is half the fun and trying something like this bombed in "Highlander 2") I'm still optimistic. The few "trailers" that I've scene pieced to together by amateurs reveal a promising visual style and production design that will take the mythos into a new realm.

Some may hope for a film truer to the feel of the television show, but since this is set "in the near future", I don't think that will be the case.

Me? I'm looking forward to a change. I loved almost all of the movies and t.v. series, but trying to revive the same feel will only result in a boring movie that we'll feel like we've seen before, and done better.

I'd rather they take a risk and try to invent something new for the next chapter in the saga of the immortals. Time will tell, however, and I'll have a review after this coming weekend!

Monday, September 10, 2007

Fracture (Review)



Without much fanfare, this gem of a movie seemed to slip in and out of the box office. After watching it last night, I'm sorry I didn't check it out earlier.

Anthony Hopkins plays a man who caught his wife in an affair, and shot her. The police arrived to find a gun on his hands and a confession straight from his mouth. But as soon as the case goes to court, the game changes as Hopkins' character chooses to defend himself. It's obvious to the audience that he killed his wife, because we saw it before our very eyes. But there is one important piece of evidence missing that makes the vengeful husband untouchable.

I have to say that this was like watching a movie about Lex Luthor defending himself in trial. Hopkins plays a criminal mastermind that leaves the audience completely stumped until the end. And his confident and playful exchanges with the prosecuting attorney make his villainy even more apparent.

In terms of questionable content, this R- rated movie is done tastefully. Although the catalyst for the crime is adultery, the affair is mostly hinted at during the opening credits, without nudity or exploitation. F-bombs are dropped with a couple other colorful words, but only in a few places to give emphasis. This film has class.

In terms of veracity, there is a moment in the film where a big moral choice has to be made by the prosecuting attorney when he is against the ropes and becomes willing to do almost anything, legal or not, to put Hopkins behind bars. There's real opportunity there to talk about state law verses objective morality. When does morality transcend the law and when does it not? The "right thing to do" may not always seem clear in some situations, and this film gives a great opportunity to discuss that idea.

Quality: 9.0/10

Veracity: 8.0/10

Friday, September 7, 2007

Photo With Flash!


My big thanks to Dave from the Jaded Visalian podcast: http://thejadedvisalian.com/
He saw this photo and thought of me. I gotta say, this rocks! I laughed out loud at the sheer awesomeness that this picture brought into my day yesterday.
Incidentally, John Wesley Shipp never looked cooler than when he wore the duds of the scarlet speedster.
My wife knows him as "Dawson's Dad", but to me, he'll always be Central City's protector... The Flash!
Not only that, but apparantly he's got time left over to pose in pictures with tourists. What a guy!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

No Comics Today :(

Nothing quite like the bummer of driving out to your local comic books store only to remember just before arriving that Monday was a holiday.

My comic book store doesn't always get their comics late because of a Monday holiday. In fact, sometimes it seems random as to which time a Monday holiday will affect the shipping schedule. And if I forget to call and check in advance, it's a total of 45 minutes of driving wasted.

And of course, that's pretty much what happened today. (sigh!)

I guess I'll have to wait and watch the universe be saved tomorrow...

Monday, September 3, 2007

Wonder Woman ("Amazon's Attack" Spoilers)

I'm finally digging the monthly Wonder Woman title. Since early elementary, I've been a fan of the character concept, thanks in part to an adolescent crush on Lynda Carter. I've also loved seeing the uber-powerful amazon kick but along-side Superman and Batman. She's part of the DC comics triumvirate, right?

Well, until recently her solo book has held no interest for me, largely because of the sandals and togas. What I always liked about the character concept was that she was a touch of the ancient world in modern society. But with many of her previous adventures involving other sandal and toga types, the novelty was lost.

In the last issue of "Amazons Attack", however, all of the amazons were placed in civilian identities with no memory of their true heritage. Currently, Wonder Woman has taken the alias of Diana Prince and works as an agent for "The Department of Meta-human Affairs". Her partner is a man code-named "Nemesis", very capable in his own right, but who occasionally still needs saving by Wonder Woman. This aspect of the stories is a nice return to Diana being the strong female icon and role-model that Wonder Woman was originally created to be.

I'm really loving the current status quo for this character and hope that it sticks around for awhile!