"How do you explain the 'zombie soul-sucking' effect?"

I turned on the TV last night, looking for something to watch for a few minutes. A local televangelist program was good for a few laughs while I watched one of their suit and tie soloists over-emote each individual word he sang, but the humor only lasted moments before I became annoyed.

Surfing a little more I turned to the sci-fi channel. A bottomless well of classic films including "Mansquito" and "Frankenfish". The first line I heard on the currently playing movie (called "Mammoth") was, "How do you explain the 'zombie soul-sucking' effect?"

Sigh! I REALLY wish Mystery Science Theatre 3000 was still on the air. The sci-fi channel is giving them waaay too much to work with.