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Friday, January 29, 2010

360 Coming Home!













Woohoo! I was just notified that my 360 is on its way home! Hopefully this quick return means that they looked at my console and said, "Holy crap this is messed up! Let's just give him a new one." Either way, I get a 1-year warranty that I'm pretty sure I'll find SOME reason to take advantage of about 11 months from now.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

360 "intermission"













I'm currently taking a "forced intermission" from my xbox 360, as it decided to give me the "Open Tray" error. I'm not enough of a hardcore gamer to get the ring of death (I play a max of 2 hours at a time, and not every day) but this still keeps me from playing.

I'm at least grateful that I'm in between games right now, so a few weeks of waiting for repairs shouldn't feel too long. In the meantime, I'm re-enjoying my PS2 favorites (Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance!) and taking advantage of my creative momentum in my audio mixing projects.

So unless microsoft screws something up (more than they've already screwed up the design of their console) I'll be set and ready to go for Final Fantasy in march!

Monday, January 25, 2010

BSG All Over Again!









Well, I've finally finished my fourth (or maybe 5th) complete viewing of the "Farscape" tv series. (I STILL well up with tears several times in the final miniseries!) But before I start it up again, I'm going to take a year or so off and watch Battlestar Galactica from beginning to end, now that it's all out on DVD.

I'm already amazed at how different all of these characters were in the miniseries that started it all. And I haven't even finished the opening credits yet!

For just one example, one of Geida's first lines to Adama (accompanied by an innocent, eager grin) is "I just want you to know what an honor it's been to serve under you these past three years."

Boy, these characters are in for a bumpy ride and it sure is gonna get ugly before it's over. I can't wait!

Friday, January 22, 2010

Legion (Movie Review)










Imagine for a moment a musician watching a movie about musicians. In the movie it is assumed that all musicians can play the piano. I suppose that the piano is a very common instrument that many musicians do play, so I can understand how someone might make that leap if they weren't a fan of music. A man on the street might see this movie where all musicians can play the piano and enjoy it very much. He might even compliment how well it was thought out and written. But a musician would walk away from the movie and say that it was very poorly written and not very though out. Hopefully, you and I can agree that the musician is not uptight or acting like a "know-it-all" because of this opinion. He simply has some information that the man on the street does not. The man on the street isn't stupid. He just hasn't spent any time looking into what it means to be a musician.

Why am I saying all of this when I'm supposed to be reviewing the movie "Legion"? Because I am the musician, and "Legion" is about a world in which all musicians can play the piano.

The premise of "Legion" is that God has finally lost faith in humanity and is just plain sick of us, so he is going to wipe us all out. But the archangel Michael rebels and comes to earth to defend an unborn child that will change God's mind about humanity if it lives. (Although why this is the case or the significance of the baby is never explained.) The mother works in a remote truck stop on a desert highway and it is here that the battle for the fate of mankind takes place.

Now, before I spend time evaluating the logic of the script (easily the film's weakest point) I'll tell you what I liked about this movie.

Visually, this flick is exactly my cup of tea. Dark and dirty. Even the angels have dark gray armor and silvery black wings. It's also deliciously creepy, taking innocent ideas like children, sweet grandmothers and ice cream truck drivers, and turning them into nasty cruel monsters. Brrr! I get a shiver and a grin just thinking about it! The atmosphere of this movie is great!

The special effects are pretty good and sometimes even wonderful. Of particular note is a fight scene between two angels near the end. I sometimes couldn't make up my mind if the wings were CGI or practical, which means they looked pretty good! Visually exciting but not groundbreaking or even very original.

Nothing particularly good or bad about the cast performances. They all get the job done but nobody's winning an Oscar.

Yep, all around a very cool movie... if I leave the sound off. This script falls apart to the point of being nonsensical almost from the get go.

The first image we see is Psalm 34:11 on screen, which reads: "Come, ye children, hearken unto me: I will teach you the fear of the LORD."

There are also several Christian references to the film. A crucifix around the neck of a character who is a self-professed Bible reader, a man tied up and tortured in the pose of an upside down crucifixion and several smaller references throughout the film. This is a script clearly pulling inspiration and frame of reference from the Bible, both Old and New Testament. And though I may be mistaken, it seems as though the writers simply scanned the Bible and took a few bits that, out of context, would support the reality they wanted to create, rather than using the text as a resource to determine the realities set forth in their story.

In the opening narration, it is suggested that God once loved us, but no longer does because he got tired of our behavior. But in the Bible we see that God has always been angered about our behavior. God's sense of justice and wrath are clearly evident in both the Old and New Testament. Jesus actually talked about hell more than he did about heaven. God's view of our sin has been consistent. The Bible also teaches that God does not change, lie, or change his mind. (Numbers 23:19,1 Samuel 15:29, Malachi 3:6, James 1:17)

We also hear about the idea of God losing faith and hope in humanity over and over again in the script. But God does not have faith in anything. God does not hope. Faith and hope both require someone to have incomplete knowledge. Michael also claims to be serving God in the way he needs, but not in the way he wants, as though Michael knows better than God. But God knows everything about everything, whether past present or future. (1 John 3:20, Isaiah 42:8-9, 46:9-10, Matthew 6:8, Psalm 139:4, 139:16) God knows exactly how badly we have failed and how badly we will fail long before we make the choice to be selfish or unloving. Our lack of goodness never surprises him. He doesn't become "tired" of us in the way "Legion" suggests because God's existence is not composed of a number of successive moments in which God, were he not all powerful, could "become tired". He is timeless in his being. (Psalm 90:2, Job 36:26, Revelation 1:8, 4:8. God's eternality is also suggested in the very construction of his name, Yahweh, as introduced in Exodus 3:14) Although he interacts with us in time, he is not limited to four dimensions.

God has zero faith in our ability to make up for our mistakes. Our ideas of what actions are sufficient to make up for our mistakes fall impossibly short of God's standard. God knows we are hopeless. That's why he entered the world as Jesus and voluntarily paid for the sins of everyone who ever chooses to trust in him for that purpose. Romans 5:8 says "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us."

Early in the film, Michael warns that God has sent his angels to exterminate all of humanity. One character asks Michael how this can be the case when the Bible portrays angels as "the good guys". Michael replies, without any explanation: "The truth is not that simple." This is an example of what we might call "assumptive language". Michael does not come out and say: "The Bible sometimes misrepresents the truth." His version takes the edge off, but you still have to buy this assumption, slipped under the radar, if you are going to accept Michael's statement. The same is true of statements like, "God lost his faith in humanity." This statement slips the statement "God does not know everything" under the radar. I'm not suggesting that the writers are trying to deceive viewers, but we should still realize that these are the worldview statements that drive their dialogue in its final form, and we are asked to accept these worldview statements if we want to suspend disbelief and enter their story through our imagination.

Probably the most critical of these worldview statements is the one connected to the Bible. In order for "Legion" to be possible in any form, the Bible has to be considered unreliable as a representation of the truth on some level, set aside and mostly ignored.

At this point you might ask, "What's wrong with picking and choosing what you want to believe from the Bible?"

Well, in a fictional story world, it's not catastrophic unless someone allows that story to influence their thinking about reality. This happens more easily than you might think. On more than one occasion I've talked to people who've told me that their very ideas about what might be real in the supernatural world came from TV shows like "Supernatural" or "Buffy The Vampire Slayer". Fiction is meant to excite our imagination and allows us to consider the possibilities of the universe. This is a great thing, although we need to do our homework and see which ideas presented in fiction are based on fact and which are fiction. It's dangerous to assume that the storytellers did a perfect job of collecting and applying research to their story.

Picking and choosing what we want to believe from the Bible in real life is nonsensical. If the Bible is not trustworthy, we ought to throw the whole thing out the window. Otherwise, how can we know which parts are reliable and which parts are not? We have to become our own ultimate source of truth if we believe we have the ability to choose what is true in the Bible and what is not. And if we know perfectly what is true and what is not, we don't need the Bible to begin with, do we? So why even reference any of it as true in this flick?

It would have made much more sense to present a modern world where the Bible does not exist and pagan polytheism is the truth. The god's of ancient Greece (and your average fantasy role-playing game) are very much like the god portrayed in "Legion": Petty and prone to changing their minds frequently as they fight among themselves. This would have been much easier to swallow and more internally consistent.

This movie fit very well with the philosophy of someone who is angry at God or Christianity. In this movie, God is a petty bad guy who needs to learn his lesson, and his creations are there to teach it to him. For someone with a tendency to reject anything to do with God or "religious stuff", this movie will speak to them strongly and affirm their belief. For someone who is interested in the Bible and is making an effort to understand what it teaches, this movie will likely make no sense and feel like a movie about musicians who can all play the piano, or about a world in which all Doctors are qualified to perform brain surgery. Logically, this movie falls apart from beginning to end.

All that said, my advice, Christians, is not to boycott this movie or raise a big stink over it. Controversy breeds interest in any case. It's not an awesome flick, so you won't miss much by passing on it. But if you know someone who is interested in watching it, take advantage of the opportunity to go and see it with them and exercise your ability to discern the truth. There is tremendous opportunity to have meaningful discussion after viewing this movie and have a much more positive impact than refusing to see it if someone you know is going. Hopefully the car ride home will be interesting and lead to a mutual exploration of truth.

Rated R for strong bloody violence and language.

Quality: 7.5/10

Relevance: 10/10

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Book Of Eli (Movie Review)











After seeing this Post-Apocalyptic movie by the Hughes Brothers, the first question I asked out loud was "How did this movie get through the Hollywood system?" More on that in a moment.

This movie takes place 30 years after "the flash", which we can assume is some form of nuclear holocaust. Eli, played by Denzel Washington, is traveling across the scorched landscape on a mission to deliver a book to an unknown destination in the west. He passes through a small "town" ruled by a local overlord named Carnegie, played by Gary Oldman. Carnegie is in search of a very specific book that he believes will give him the power to manipulate and control those around him like never before. Eli recognizes the potential for the book he carries to be used in that way, but also knows that in the right hands it will bring about goodness and restoration to the entire world.

Within the first 30 minutes or so, it becomes clear that this book is the Bible. You heard me right. The Bible.

First I should say that this probably isn't the movie you take your Lutheran grandmother to. But for fans of dark sci-fi like myself, this is a really good thing. This movie has some extremely brutal yet captivating fight sequences. They are almost the opposite of 300's slo-mo "bloody ballet". They are fast moving, messy and ruthless. Eli never once looks for a fight, but he is one of the most efficient killers I've ever seen at the box office.

There are also some great gun fights and explosive moments that sound terrific and are captured with fascinating camera angles and continuous shots that keep the action beats unpredictable.

Washington brings a thoughtful and subtle performance to his role. Despite being a flawless killer, he is also a soft-hearted everyman. Oldman reminds us how well he plays villains and makes me want to take a shower after looking at him for too long.

The color is a little washed out and the environments are dusty and scorched. The visual look of the movie creates a tone of desolation that put me perfectly in the bleak mood the directors intended.

This is a great post-Apocalyptic action flick. But it's also something significantly more.

Because the word "Bible" is only used once or twice near the end of the movie, the film can get away with talking about it quite a bit without feeling preachy. The film acknowledges two things that both Christians and non-Christians should consider. Firstly, it is indicated that the Bible can be used by people to manipulate others. It is even implied that the Bible was used by people to start the war that resulted in "the flash".

As Christians, we need to acknowledge that there are those among us, leaders and laymen alike, who twist the words of scripture to gain power or praise. We can't shrug this off and pretend it is insignificant. We have some housecleaning to do among our own.

Secondly, this film singles out the Bible as unique in its ability to change lives and the very foundation of society for the better, worldwide. Despite showing the Bible on a shelf with the Torah and Koran near the end of the movie, there is an inescapable uniqueness the movie gives to the Bible. And although today popular culture seeks to blend the Bible in with other religious texts, it is undeniable that the Bible has proven far more influential worldwide over the years. It is a book that demands fair-minded examination more than any other.

These two realities regarding the Bible make this movie an easy starting point for extremely worthwhile conversation. This is true whether you are a Christian or not. It's a shame that many Christians will avoid this movie simply because of it's R rating. If your dedication and obedience to Christ will not be compromised by movie violence and hearing some harsh language, I'd recommend buying a ticket for a non-Christian friend and seeing this movie together. Then prepare for some great conversation on the drive home.

Rated R for some brutal violence and language.

Quality: 9.5/10

Relevance: 9.0/10

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Monday, January 18, 2010

Human Target (TV Show Review)










This week Fox Premiered “Human Target”, a TV show about a man who is paid to serve as an undercover bodyguard for people until their would-be killer’s reveal themselves, at which point our hero takes them out.

Based on a DC comics character, this series departs from the original concept (at least in the Pilot) by having the hero pretend to be someone associated with the target, rather than assuming the identity of the target himself through disguises and make-up. Although the original concept is much more unique and interesting, it was likely ditched for two reasons. First, convincing disguises are easier to buy into on the comic book page than in live action. Second, avoiding “disguises” allows the series to be carried by a consistent lead actor, instead of a number of guest stars who would be playing the hero as he “impersonates them”. Either approach has appealing traits but the choice made this time seems to be the better one. (If I remember correctly, the first approach was attempted and failed in an early 90’s “Human Target” TV show.)

These days, it takes something special for me to sit down and give my time to a TV show on a regular basis. So is this one I’ll stick with? If they can keep the quality up to the standard set by the pilot, there’s a pretty good chance! (No pun intended. Honest, I just noticed that after I typed it.)

Mark Valley plays Christopher Chance, the “Human Target”. But Chance has a team backing him up which includes Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach, from “Watchmen”), an incredible piece of this puzzle and an indication to me that the network really wants this show to work. Furthermore, guest stars in the Pilot include two cast members from “Battlestar Galactica”(Trisha Helfer, aka Cylon model 6, and the guy who played the Doctor), which smells like further indication of the crowd they are hoping to reach.

Valley is a pretty good hero and handles his dialogue well. His straight-faced yet off-balance characterization implies potential for depth in the character. This is true especially given a conversation near the end of the episode indicating that Chance may have a death wish. Haley seems very well suited for his role as “tech geek” and provides the strange, geeky flavor you expect, but with an added menace that you may not.

But the real star of this premiere was the script. The dialogue was very clever and fun to listen to. Haley’s introductory scene is possibly the most memorable part of the episode. If every episode is written this well, I will likely be back for more. The downside is that conceptually, this show will likely not demand that I tune in. I’ve come to prefer TV shows that ask me to invest every week if I expect to keep up, and this show looks like it will have a “job of the week” structure with a little characterization story arc thrown in. Given this structure, I can imagine myself missing an episode or two because I don’t feel a need to come back.

Another downside was the special effects. Instead of finding a train they could film at an appropriate frame-rate to be sped up without looking hokey, they went with a CGI train that looks a lot like a CGI train.

The action sequences were great, however. Exciting, unpredictable, wonderfully choreographed and skillfully executed, I can only hope that the quality will be consistent in future episodes.

As for content of moral, theological or philosophical relevance, Chance says something early on to an attempted murderer that stuck with me. “No one deserves to die.” Now, you can argue your view of the death penalty back and forth all you want, but this is more than a political statement by the writers. This is a very broad, all-inclusive and “value loaded” statement. Does “no one” include Adolf Hitler? Does “no one” include Josef Mengele, who experimented on young boys and girls in Auschwitz before killing them through horrific brutal surgery without anesthetic? And how about the less high profile unrepentant child rapist/killers who pop up in our news every few years? I’m not anxious to condemn anyone, but the phrase “No one deserves to die” or its equivalent was used in a careless way more than once in this script. I think the writers and editors have forgotten too quickly the human potential for monstrous evil.

A secondary theme that may be developed as the series continues is Chance’s death wish. The implication by another character is that Chance wants to die to make up for some past wrong. If developed, this plot point could lead to discussion about self-sacrifice and its potential or lack thereof to “make up” for past wrongs. Biblically speaking, we can’t “make up” for our sins. We have to be willing to set aside pride and ask God to do that for us. So it will be interesting to see how this theme is handled in the future, based on the taste they’ve given us in this episode.

For a TV show, this was a great premiere with a few flaws that “accidentally” gives us some interesting things to think about.

Quality: 8.5

Relevance: 7.0

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Friday, January 15, 2010

Daybreakers (Movie Review)












I like a good vampire flick now and then, but these days it’s hard to bring something new to the genre and still leave it feeling like a proper vampire story. The “Underworld” movies brought a sense of cool superhero action to the genre. So did Blade and Ultraviolet, but the former is even more a straight superhero flick with a vampire theme and the latter is barely recognizable as a vampire story at all.

Daybreakers, starring Ethan Hawke, Willem Defoe and Sam Neill, creates an entirely new vampire story while keeping it firmly in the genre. 10 years into the future, over 95% of the human population is made up of vampires. Normal humans are an endangered species, hunted down to be placed in “blood farms” to supply food for a starving population of vampires.

Ethan Hawke is a scientist looking for a blood substitute, but he may have just stumbled on a cure. A cure that his company doesn’t want, since it will mean the end of the blood farming business.

Naturally there is a human resistance and of course there are bloody blood-sucking scenes. But two things make this movie a unique vampire movie experience.

The first is the world itself. In a world where most everyone is a vampire, a car chase during the daytime suddenly becomes much more intense than it would normally be. And that’s just one example. The unique application of vampire lore to this world was a high point of interest for me.

The second unique aspect of this vampire flick was the type of relationships focused on. Usually, vampire flicks lean toward romance stories of some kind(if you can really call them that). But family relationships take center stage in this movie and it makes for a refreshing change. Emotional investment in a genre film like this can be hard to come by, but Daybreakers provides characters you can care about.

Although the overall plot is not unpredictable, there are several scenes and elements that took me by surprise, especially one shocking scene near the beginning. Blood sucking also feels painful and unromantic in this movie. Overall, this film is an emotionally engaging experience.

Ethan Hawke is great at being vulnerable, Sam Neil brings some of the menace he displayed in “Event Horizon” and Willem Defoe is Willem Defoe. He also has a fantastic one-liner that had me unexpectedly laughing out loud! Overall, very solid cast performances throughout, with only one slip of an Australian accent (where it was filmed) that I caught.

The special effects are well done, though they aren’t shooting for anything new. I’d compare the quality and frequency of special effects to the first “Underworld” movie. Cool and economical.

There is some brief nudity in this movie, but it is thematically non-sexual and much like “corpse nudity”. (The bodies in question are very dead-looking humans being farmed for blood.)

There’s a little room for discussion of fearing death after watching this movie. But not much, as the point isn’t emphasized. Those who have difference of belief between them and their family members (Be it morality, God or politics) will probably feel a little extra resonance with this movie. But the script is not constructed in a way to make any particular commentary on family relationships in conflict and so discussion is not likely after viewing, even though the themes are strongly present.

This is a cool, intriguing vampire flick that genre fans shouldn’t miss and others may still enjoy for its dramatic elements. There’s not much of philosophical worth to talk about after this movie, but opportunity is there if you scratch around a bit for it.

Rated R for strong bloody violence, language and brief nudity.

Quality: 9.0/10

Relevance: 6.5/10


Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Moon (Movie Review)










Lately I've felt like I haven't seen a really good movie in awhile. Looking back at my reviews, I realized that I haven't seen a new movie that I really enjoyed a lot since late September! Thankfully, that good movie itch has finally been scratched by an independent gem now on DVD called "Moon", directed by Duncan Jones and starring Sam Rockwell.

The basic premise is that in the future, we have discovered a plentiful source of energy on the dark side of the moon and keep a single astronaut there in three-year shifts to refine it and send it back to us periodically. Sam Rockwell plays an astronaut who is just two weeks away from the end of his shift, when he starts to notice some strange things happening around him. By the end of the first third of the film, we discover a major revelation that we spend much of the rest of the film trying to understand.

It's unfortunate that I don't feel free to tell you more about the plot of the film, but the unfolding of the story is half of the fun. What I can do is attempt to tell you what kind of film this is. Although it is not an action movie, the threat of death is very present and the story is compelling from beginning to end. This is dramatic, character-driven sci-fi like we've not seen on the big screen for a long time. Sam Bell, the featured character in "Moon" is a very relateable character that pulled me along on his emotional journey through fear, anger and loneliness. When I was finished watching this movie I felt very grateful for my wife.

Some may compare this movie to "2001: A Space Odyssey", but I would have to ask those people when the last time was that they actually watched "2001". Although "Moon" features only one leading actor, it is a far cry from the slow moving and "quiet" feeling of "2001". Duncan Jones has actually clarified that if anything, this movie found inspiration in films that were inspired by 2001(Solaris, Silent Running, Alien), but not by "2001" itself. And if the idea of spending 90 minutes with only one actor on screen sounds stifling in some way, be assured that Sam Rockwell's performance is rich and varied enough to take the place of two or even three different characters.

If the phrase "independent film" sounds like code for "cheap looking", be not afraid. Despite a tiny budget of 5 million dollars, this movie has some incredible special effects that look so real you forget they are effects! I tend to be very critical of CGI and am usually able to pick it out easily. But I was amazed to discover how many elements in this movie were visual effects instead of practical effects. In addition to CGI, some other visual effects (of which I dare not describe the nature) were the very best I've seen of their kind, without exception. So whatever you do, don't avoid this film because you think it will look cheap. It won't dazzle your eyes with multi-colored CGI effects that look like CGI. But it has numerous special effects shots that will look more real than many special effects films with more than ten times the budget of this one.

One downside of the movie was that during the last third, I felt as though I were about 5 minutes ahead of the filmmakers. I didn't have the whole story mapped out, but I could predict things a little faster than I think they intended me to. However, this was not a significant problem for me and some earlier mysteries of the film kept me from settling into my assumptions too much.

Although Duncan Jones has a background of philosophy, it doesn't show much in this movie and he admits himself that it didn't play a significant role. Potential conversation topics after this movie may include the nature of the human soul and what makes us human. Loneliness and the need for human relationships may also be a connected topic. But any deep conversation after this film will likely only happen between people who are itching to wax philosophical.

To sum up, this is a compelling movie with great effects and a wonderfully engaging performance by Sam Rockwell that may not make you ponder, but it will very likely make you feel. You may even, like me, feel more thankful for the relationships you have.

Rated R for language and brief male nudity.


Quality: 9.0/10

Relevance: 6.0/10

Monday, January 11, 2010

Back To The Movies!













Feel like it's been forever since I've scene a good movie! I'm going to try and hit the theater today and see "Daybreakers". My kind of movies tend to come before and after the big "Christmas/Summer" movie seasons, and I'm hoping this one will scratch my itch. Either way, you can probably count on a review soon!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

My Head Hurts













From Volume 2 of Norm Geisler's Systematic Theology:

"Pure Act is only analogous to a being composed of act/potency. The act in act/potency is similar to Pure Act, but the potency in it is different from act. Thus, creatures are both similar and different from their Creator: They are similar in their actuality, but they are different in their potency (act is like Act, but potency is unlike Act). Potency is the limiting factor. Consequently, God is not like the limitations (potency) in creatures- He is only like their actuality."

The context helps quite a bit and some time in the dictionary has proven very valuable. But MAN... my head hurts!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Saving Ferelden













I didn't have quite enough time to defeat the Arch-demon and save Denerim and all of Ferelden last night, but once I'm done with work today I'm hoping to take some time to finish the job. I can only hope the people of Ferelden can hold on to hope until then...