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Friday, May 27, 2011

Today, Candy Land...Tomorrow, Dungeons and Dragons!













Our older boy is finally old enough to play his first board game! I sensed this might be the case recently and suggested to my wife that we go pick up that classic game of fantasy questing... Candy Land!

True, the "campaign setting" is a bit light for my tastes. Black Licorice is the biggest hazard. (Although let's be honest. That crap is nasty.) And success or failure is based solely on the whim of the deck. But it's a start. And our son is crazy about it.

A few weeks ago in Knights Of The Dinner Table I read a strip involving some "modifications" to the game using combat equipment and other adventuring necessities, but I'm in no hurry to implement them yet. I'm happy to give our son a few more weeks of the pure experience before "spicing things up"...

Oh, and his OTHER new favorite game? Rolling my collection of RPG dice and naming the numbers that come up! (He's surprisingly good with the 20 sider, so maybe we'll move onto percentiles next!)

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Geek Pride Day!









Happy Geek Pride Day! My dad just notified me about this holiday this morning. The Wikipedia entry for it gives some details on the history:


Geek Pride Day is an initiative to promote geek culture, celebrated on 25 May. The date was chosen as to commemorate the release of the first Star Wars film on 25 May 1977, but shares the same day as three other similar fan 'holidays' - Towel Day, for fans of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy by Douglas Adams, one possible date of Star Wars Day, and the Glorious 25 May, for fans of Terry Pratchett's Discworld.

The initiative originated in Spain in 2006 as "Orgullo Friki" and spread around the world via the internet.


So get your geek on as never before! Hmm. I wonder if a parade is being organized...

Monday, May 23, 2011

Free "World Building" Tools

















This weekend I started doing a little bit of prep work for a paper and pencil fantasy RPG I hope to run in the fall or spring. Yeah, it takes me a while to prepare...

Which is why a couple of tools I found online are so cool! They help cut a ton of time (and potential cost!) out of building a world for your paper and pencil RPG campaign.

The first is a Town Generation Tool. More accurately, a town population tool. Just feed this online tool some info about the town you want to populate. Choose from options including size, military level, setting, alignment, economy, and political type. Then with one click your town is populated with numerous types of characters of appropriate levels, stats and abilities, each with their own name! Populate courtyards, taverns and merchant districts instantly!

Of course populating a town without any kind of physical setting is a bit pointless. So for town maps you can download this City Map Generator, which allows you to instantly create town maps after feeding it some basic information (population, setting, etc).

Free dungeon adventures are pretty easy to find, so these two tools have been an awesome way to help me create a campaign world without spending any money. And yet I still need all those other details to come together in order to have a world that's sufficiently realized for my players when they emerge from their latest dungeon crawl.

Unless you already read novels associated with a fantasy campaign setting (Forgotten Realms, Dragonlance, etc.), reading campaign books can be lengthy and boring. (Especially for a guy like me who reads fantasy primarily for the story and characters, not the world they live in.) But the wild world of Wiki's, (and the help of tools like those above) makes it possible to create a campaign world for free without spending time and money on products that give you WAAAY more information than you need.

RPG video game wiki's can be a great source for world-building. Adventure in the world of Dragon Age or see what might happen in Cyrodil between Elder Scrolls 4 and 5! And if you want the world to be your own without putting in all the work, just take the ideas, change the names of places, gods and people and presto! A new(-ish) fantasy world for you and your players!

Dragon Age Wiki

Elder Scrolls Wiki

Forgotten Realms Wiki

Friday, May 20, 2011

The Blank Page

I got nothin'. I just started writing again today. Usually don't talk about my Spirit Blade Productions stuff on this blog, but I'm running into the same issue writing Spirit Blade 3 as I am writing this blog post. The blank page is staring at me, mocking me, whispering things like, "Really? You think THAT'S interesting enough to type?" or... Hmm, actually I couldn't think of anything else interesting that my blank page might say to me.

I couldn't even find a picture of a blank page to go along with the theme of this post. Just a lot of interesting pictures of stuff I don't have anything to comment on.

Attempting this blog post is even tougher than writing Spirit Blade 3. At least there I have an outline I'm working from. Here, I got nothing!

Umm, I spent last night reading my new Swords And Wizardry RPG rulebook. (Nah, see I've already talked enough about Swords and Wizardry and paper and pencil RPGs lately. You don't wanna read more crap about that.)

Skipping the new "Pirates" movie, so no review. (Lost interest in that series halfway through the second flick. Like a harmless amusement park ride where no one was in real danger. Like Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.)

Hmm. Well crap, guys. I still got nothin'. Have a good one.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Summer Of Free Archive!




















Summer is here and once again it's time for "The Summer Of Free", the annual, summer-long event featured on The Spirit Blade Underground Podcast!

A big addition this year is the launch of The Summer Of Free Archive! This archive will feature what I think are the best of the best free, geeky entertainment options that have been discovered by myself and the Spirit Blade Productions Community.

The archive will continue to grow each summer and be available all year for your fun and amusement. There are already a bunch of great entries from years past and a few new nuggets for this year already! So what are you waiting for? Put away your wallet and go have some free fun!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Fallout New Vegas STILL Filled With Glitches And Bugs!






















Last October, when Fallout: New Vegas came out, I already had some games I was playing on my 360. (Fallout 3 still among them.) I also heard about a ton of bugs in the game play. Game crashes, corrupted saves and players having to start games entirely over just hours from the end. So naturally I was in no rush to get a copy.

Fast forward 6 months and I'm itching for a good RPG, I've forgotten most of the New Vegas horror stories and assumed that Bethesda would have cleaned up that whole mess (at least the worst of it) with patches by now. So when I saw a new copy of the game for 20 bucks, I grabbed it and started playing. About 5 hours in, my game saves wouldn't load. After some trial and error involving removing the fourth patch (yes, I said the FOURTH patch) and re-installing the game to my 360, I was able to load my save and keep going. 13 hours in and as of last night no amount of trickery will allow me to load my saves again.

Did some checking online and it appears my problem is very widespread. Why Bethesda isn't dropping all DLC plans (they've got two or three coming out this summer) to fix these bugs yesterday is a mystery to me. Why would we buy DLC for a game we can't even load?

As a side note, I realize that it makes no sense to take jobs from DLC developers to hire more bug fixers when the DLC guys have likely already been contracted, but there's got to be SOMETHING they can drop to fix this faster!

A real shame. Even with some of the weird bugs like floating props and half-buried bad guys, it's been a great gaming experience. But with the game saves problem, it's just a ton of gaming greatness wrapped in a liquid poop tortilla.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Priest (Movie Review)






















Based on an imported Japanese comic book, Priest takes place in a distopian future in which humans live in walled away cities built and run by “the church”(a Christian entity with a Catholic vibe) to be protected from the vampires out in the wilderness. The Priests are men and women trained and empowered supernaturally to hunt and kill vampires, although their order has been disbanded for years because the vampires were supposedly wiped out. But when word arrives to one Priest that his niece has been captured by vampires, he acts against direct orders from the church in order to rescue her, making himself a target of both vampires and Priests who remain loyal to the church.

The story is brought to life mainly by Paul Bettany, who plays the title role, Karl Urban, an ex-priest turned vampire, Cam Gigandet, the niece’s boyfriend, Hicks, who initiates the rescue mission, and Maggie Q, another priest who also serves as love interest to Bettany’s character.

Despite having some familiar faces with excellent track records in acting, none of the characters proved compelling to me. The Priests were too stoic and Hicks never seemed to be genuinely distraught over his girlfriend’s predicament. When Bettany’s character made the decision to go against the church, a real opportunity was missed to make that sacrifice mean something to him. As it was, he didn’t seem all that torn over it.

Likewise, none of the characters seem afraid of the vampires. Just determined to destroy them. And since the vampires were obviously CGI creations, a lack of obvious fear in the main cast only acted as a one-two punch against me ever being really concerned or on edge during the movie.

The vampires do have a cool look to them, however. Unlike traditional vampires, these look more like rabid aliens. Their skin is slimy and gray, their fangs are large and they have no eyes. A very cool take on the vampire concept.

The action is also pretty cool, with some over the top Matrix-inspired shots that are fun to watch, even if it feels like we’ve seen them done a little better before.

The visual design is a big part of the movie. A cross between “The Book Of Eli” and “Judge Dredd”. I wouldn’t mind spending more time in this world, and given the ending it seems that’s what producers are hoping will happen.

The movie offers some good opportunities for conversation about organized religion. A main slogan of the church in this movie is “to go against the church is to go against God”, to which Priest replies at one point “then I go against God.” Yet he still clearly holds onto his faith on some level. Later in the movie, Maggie Q’s character tries to comfort and encourage him by saying “our power doesn’t come from the church, it comes from God”.

Today it is very popular to be “spiritual” but be “against organized religion”. Even a number of Christians feel this way. When it comes to the connection between God and organized religion, we tend to fall into one of two extremes. 1. See the organized church as synonymous with God and develop a corrupted view of God as a result. 2. See the organized church as obsolete and resolve to maintain whatever “faith” we have independent of others. (Which also tends to result in a distorted view of God.)

The Biblical view is that the church (meaning the entire group of people in the world who are genuinely Christians) is vital for our growth, despite the fact that it is made up of flawed individuals, and that we should continue to meet together and be “organized” so that we can share our strengths and help each other grow.

Priest is a cool genre flick (that could have been much more memorable, involving and polished) that also provides some great opportunity to think about the role of “organized religion”.

Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, disturbing images and brief strong language.


Quality: 8.5/10

Relevance: 9.0/10



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